
For everyone's benefit: "I call this one Blue Steel."
♥ Chi
| You: | hello |
| Stranger: | hello. |
| You: | what's your name? |
| Stranger: | Amanda. |
| You: | Oh that's nice |
| You: | My name is Voldemort |
| You: | Bow before me, muggle! |
| Stranger: | Thanks. Your name is also nice. |
| Stranger: | Never! |
| Stranger: | And I am not a muggle! |
| You: | Erlack, I am talking to a...half-muggle! |
| You: | Still, bow before me, infidel! |
| Stranger: | Never! I bow before no one! |
| You: | It seems that you are not really Amanda |
| Stranger: | I am the Empress of the Universe. |
| You: | No, no |
| You: | You are my mortal enemy |
| You: | Harry bloody Potter! |
| You: | Avada Kedavra!!! |
| You: | Oops I missed |
| You: | Crucio!!! |
| Stranger: | EXLEIAMUS! |
| Stranger: | aaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| You: | Blast it. |
| Stranger: | (cough cough) |
| You: | You forget I am the Dark Lord |
| You: | BWAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| You: | Anyway, it was nice chatting with you. Ta-ta! |
| Stranger: | You forget, my mummy loves me. |
| You have disconnected. |